Author: Hfallon

  • I AM A ROCK….I AM AN ISLAND

    Wow, an early start today……8:30 tee time at The Island…….a twenty minute drive from the hotel, although I can see the course just across the channel from my hotel room. Down for breakfast I decide to opt for the EMFI (Express Modified Full Irish)…….that is when I ditch into the buffet line while the hostess…

  • BREAKING NEWS

    This just in……. “POPULAR SEAGULL FOUND DEAD AT SLIEVE DONARD HOTEL” A seagull know as Gully to employees and regular guests at this upscale Newcastle hotel has been found dead along the front wall of the hotel. Gully was known to visit the ledges outside upper floor bedrooms and many guests would feed him grains,…

  • NEWSFLASH

    Newsflash : Dublin : 5:20 AM : May 2, 2024 This just in. Crack news reporter Hugh Fallon has apparently been smoking some crack. In a recent blog post Fallon failed to mention a notable event that took place on the links at Portmarnock Golf Club, May 1. Reached for comment in Malahide, just down…

  • GULLY COMES TO TOWN

    Up and at em this morning, we are on the road, and that means packing our bags once again for the trip down to Malahide, on the coast a half hour north of Dublin. I go over and fling open the curtains to see what surprises Irish weather has in store for us today aaaaaand………..it’s…

  • RAISING A GLASS

    I opened the curtains in our room this morning and was not overly surprised to find a wet, soggy, windy, mess outside…….the weather forecast I checked last night was indeed materializing, and it looked like total crap out there. Golfing today, not likely, which is a real bummer as we are scheduled to play one…